Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Things to avoid in the real world

As I've walked through the valley of the shadow of post-collegiate unemployment, I've noticed, graduates, that there are a few things you shouldn't do as a "real-world citizen."

  • Listen to Eagle Eye Cherry where people can hear you

  • Mention anything about your penis on your resume (and if you do, make sure you use the word "phallus")

  • Drunkenly assume that the police will forgive you because you're just young and "trying to have some fun"

  • Drunkenly assume that the police will forgive you because you just graduated and you're "trying to relive those college days"

  • Refer to any music that came out of the year 1998

  • Constantly mention that you were popular in high school and/or college


Happy graduation seniors!

1 comment:

  1. When I ever hear that damn mermaid song i laugh and think of you.

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