- Listen to Eagle Eye Cherry where people can hear you
- Mention anything about your penis on your resume (and if you do, make sure you use the word "phallus")
- Drunkenly assume that the police will forgive you because you're just young and "trying to have some fun"
- Drunkenly assume that the police will forgive you because you just graduated and you're "trying to relive those college days"
- Refer to any music that came out of the year 1998
- Constantly mention that you were popular in high school and/or college
Happy graduation seniors!